How To Write A Funny Blog Post
I’m going to try to sell you something in this post. Something that you likely don’t really need, want or even care about. But I will still dress it up as if it’s the solution to all your problems. Hopefully, this will hit some emotional nerve that will magically force you to make a rash decision you will later regret. But of course, you will keep that regret to yourself since it would expose you to the world as a total dumbass. But you are. At least, that’s what I’m hoping for. First I must mesmerize you with an eye catching headline. One that addresses a key benefit of my… dare to read more?
Every Secret to Making Money Online Revealed in One Post
This is a guest post by Jacquie McCarnan. I am going to tell you every, single secret that all of those internet marketers are selling you in one, easy to read and understand blog post. (because frankly, you may not be that bright – especially if you’re reading Jordan’s blog for gems of money-making wisdom) All the gurus hate me for doing this but I don’t care. I’ve spent about 300 million hours trolling the internet looking for a fix – just like that pain-in-the-ass crack addict who just covered your car window with dirty water and squeegied it off with his sleeve for a dollar. If… dare to read more?
The Memphis Marketing Blues
On this episode of the Comedians On Marketing podcast where professional stand-up comics attack the world of advertising, media and technology: Memphis is known as a city of musical invention, from the Delta blues of Muddy Waters and B.B. King to the country and rockabilly styles of Johnny Cash and Elvis Presley. Memphis’ Beale Street is recognized the world over as the birthplace of the blues. Yet in this city that heralds this vast creative tradition, how come the comedic art of inspiring laughter seems to fall upon deaf ears time and time again over the past two decades? Sir Laughs… dare to read more?
Are You A Guest Blogging Backlink Bitch?
This is a guest post by Frank Angelone. I’m sure you’ve guest posted on another blog before and I can guarantee the reason wasn’t because you wanted to share valuable information with a another blogger’s community. You just wanted to potentially interest some of their readers and hopefully, they will start becoming active readers of your blog. There is a reason why we all put the by-line at the end of a guest post. We all want our links to be clicked! We don’t care about the post, all we want is to give you a reason to go to our site. It’s true. Admit it. Jeez, we really are about… dare to read more?
The Blogger With The Biggest Dick Wins
A common aphorism is that “nice guys finish last.” Typically used in the context of dating, it’s been seen countless times with women being drawn more towards the stereotypical “bad boy” while giving a perfectly polite, respectful & unselfish man the cold shoulder. The phrase has almost become a cult-like anthem of sensitive types to wallow in their own self-pity. These lost souls go out on date after date and find themselves in the same position over and over again. They bring flowers. They hold the door open. They choose a great restaurant and foot the bill. They even might… dare to read more?
Terrestrial Radio Vs. The Long Tail
On this episode of the Comedians On Marketing podcast where professional stand-up comics attack the world of advertising, media and technology: Time spent listening to the radio is now at a 12-year low, and rock music is among the formats suffering the most. Is it because there is so much competition in the marketplace now for listeners? Or is it because any time you turn on your local station, it seems as if you’re hearing the same 6 songs over and over again in an infinite loop ad nauseum? Chris Anderson, famously penning the term ‘The Long Tail’, surmises that when distribution… dare to read more?
Top 10 Reasons To Attend BlogWorld Expo
BlogWorld Expo is right around the corner and bloggers from around the globe have been ramped up about the conference event of the year. If you’re not in the know, then where the hell have you been? It’s time to crack open the piggy bank where you stored the $18 earned off your last eBook launch. Go ahead and pawn off your free Facebook ad coupons on eBay for $5 a piece. Start pushing your blog’s Adsense blocks to the max just to reach Google’s $100 payment threshold. This is definitely not a conference to miss! Besides coming to listen to your favorite bloggers drone on about how… dare to read more?
Why No One Hires You As A Consultant
Many bloggers have started to veer away from the ad-based monetization model. Good choice, unless you’re looking for a very steep uphill battle for enough eyeballs to even just pay your cell phone bill. So, in the search for income, now many are are producing their own products or pitching their “consulting” services. I put that word in quotes for a reason. Why? Because I have no fucking clue why I’d want to hire 95% of these people for any reason whatsoever. And it’s their own damn fault. It’s not that they’re offering something totally outside of my needs like fish tank setups… dare to read more?
