I want everything for free. I want it all for nothing. $0.00 is the only price I want to pay.
I will fight tooth and nail to get anything for free. Music, movies and games, I’ll try to find a torrent.
Any type of news or information, I’ll search the heavens and the earth for what I want at no cost.
No law will stop me. No moral or ethical argument will persuade me.
Yes, I have money to spend – but you will have to pry it from my dead body to get it.
I don’t care how valuable the content is. To me, it’s not worth paying for if I don’t have to.
I don’t care about you. I don’t care how much work you’ve put into it. I don’t owe you anything.
It doesn’t matter how many free products you send me.
It doesn’t matter how much trust, authority or influence you’ve created for yourself.
I will never buy your shit. I will never buy your shit. I will never buy your shit.
Now, what are you trying to sell me again?
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