The Most Selfish Person In The World

Almost anyone can come up with a great idea. Trust me, I’ve seen some of the dumbest people think up the most brilliant business endeavors. The problem though, is that many of these potential projects are missing a key element to have them see the light of day. A piece of the jigsaw puzzle that can only be provided by someone else. Someone with actual experience in “follow through” – being able to take an idea on paper and using their strengths to turn it into a tangible asset.

How do you get these people on board for your latest and greatest project?

Yes, anyone can come up with the best thing since sliced bread – but that’s only the start. Not just anyone can actually pitch this great idea to someone else and get them to take action. The key is to always negotiate from the other person’s point of view. As I like to call this process – treat them like they’re the most selfish person in the entire world!

1. Selfish people hate reading. They don’t care about how you came up with the idea. Maybe it appeared to you in a dream while unconscious after a snowboarding accident – it doesn’t matter to them. They don’t care about the who, what, where, when and why, but they do care about the how. How will this idea benefit them?

2. Selfish people love money. Really, they love this even more than their own self-centered selves. It doesn’t matter how brilliant, ingenious and innovative your project is… you can pitch them the cure for cancer – they won’t be interested unless it makes them a buck. Focus on their greed. How will this idea fatten their wallet?

3. Selfish people are lazy. They want to do the least work possible. None, if they can get away with it. These people don’t have time to dedicate hours upon hours of work or time even to remember your name. Offer to do all the heavy lifting with minimal support on their part. How will this idea require little of their time?

4. Selfish people want all the credit. Nothing entices them more than fame – getting the admiration of their peers for a brilliant initiative or a wildly successful venture . A front man figurehead position can help them to leverage it for even more lucrative future projects. How will this idea make them shine in the public eye?

The most important aspect of pitching an idea for a joint venture:

Why do they need YOU?

It’s a very simple question that many never grasp fully when approaching others with their latest and greatest idea… but this is the final piece of the puzzle that will make or break a proposal.

You’ve already covered the 4 principles of pitching to the most selfish person in the world: Simple elevator pitch. Makes them money. Minimal work. Name recognition. Ok, great! Now why can’t this person just do this project on his or her own?

Why are you the only person that can make this venture work fully and to fruition?

You need to find this angle, no matter what it is or how small it seems in the grand scheme of the project. Maybe you’ve got a connection to market this project that no one else does. Maybe you’re really skilled with an obscure programming language that would be helpful for it’s implementation. Maybe you make the greatest chocolate chip cookies in the world and will send a batch over! Really, it can be just about anything.

What do you bring to the table that the selfish person needs?

Next time you’re planning on submitting a proposal to someone, think of these concepts long and hard before making contact. Present it as if they’re the most selfish person in the world and combine it with a definitive reason why you’re uniquely beneficial to them. This will greatly improve your chances in getting a prospective partner to take action. If anything, even just a response back to you.


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  • I read the title and thought you're talking about me. All I can say is good point. Now back to painting my nails.
  • Many movies I have watched that portray the character you have elaborated above. At first I don't understand why they are selfish, now I know. I never had the opportunity to venture with these people but I have plans in the future. Thanks for this valuable information. :-)
  • Joe
    Good blog article. Who is the winner of the $500 joke contest?
  • Joe: I posted up the winner in yesterday's blog post: http://notaproblog.com/brand-projects/how-many-...

    Not saying I necessarily *loved* the winning joke (to be honest), but it was the best of the bunch!
  • If you lead someone to believe they're going to make it big some how or get all the goods, they're most likely in. That's why when making deals, be clever and get them to think they actually are going to make it big and you're on your way. Don't lie, of course. Just make sure they think they're actually getting something great and make sure you are getting what you want as well.

    P.S. My latest blog post: http://bluepop13.com/2010/01/25/lets-help-each-...

    Re-Tweeting now.
  • I don't think there is any other way to do a successful pitch... if you AREN'T pitching this way, well then you're either a complete moron or you just like hearing "no" over and over again till your ears bleed.

    I've never gotten a "yes" without stating benefits that would be in favor of the other person. You don't even have to "pretend" to treat the other person as the most selfish dude on the planet... humans by nature ARE selfish. It's a part survival mechanism.
  • Debbie Ferm
    That advice would work well with me. I'm greedy and lazy as hell. Wanna do a joint venture?
  • Sure thing. I'm not going to do any work. You're not going to do any work. But let's split the fortune!
  • That's telling it like it is, Jordan.
    People in general, do not care. Now when you take all of the work out of it and make it easy for them, as your example illustrated, then and only then will the real conversation start.
  • I've been on the receiving end of quite a few pitches over the last few weeks, for various things.

    I'm a nice guy, easy to sell to, and I hate saying no to people. But you know what? Something they almost all had in common was that they couldn't tell me what was in it for me. Strangely, they all majored on all the things I could bring to the project, which was very flattering, but left me with the feeling I'd be better off saying no, or doing it on my own.
  • Yeah, I can understand how you would feel that way. It's always good to flatter the other party about how important they could be to the project - but if you do this too much, it just sounds like a lot of potential work. In turn, that generates your exact feeling... if I'm the perfect person for this venture, why can't I just do this myself?
  • good post, I really like the way you write :)
  • I do to And the video makes it better if I dont fel like reading i can just watch the vid and if that peaks my interest (and usually does) i will read your post

    really loving the content very informative and yet fun and never dry like some "self help" books/blogs
  • I agree. You make a great point.
    people are selfish but really if you give them enough of the money fame and do most of the work yourself almost anyone will go along with anything!

    I'm curious. was the sweet 16 show a hit or did it flunk out?
  • It was a private event by invitation only, so it really didn't matter to me. I just thought the idea was a bad concept... it was pretty much just a regular show for about 80 kids other than the added decorations, party favors and a cake.
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