Yes, I know many of you have been bugging me to reveal my blog stats for the past month. I’m aware of this.
The stream of @replies on Twitter has been insane.
The wall on my Facebook fan page scrolls down to infinity with requests for this information.
Even my e-mail inbox has been a non-stop barrage of question after question:
- “Jordan, can you please let us see your daily visitor count?”
- “I’m dying to know how many incoming referrals you’re getting back to your blog!”
- “You must be killing it on the Beyond Blogging affiliate sales! How much have you made?”
- “I’ve subscribed to your e-mail list, Jordan. What are the numbers like for it?”
- “What are your goals for this year? Can you please list them in no less than 1500 words?”
- “I say I’m a pro blogger yet I don’t know how to freely view your Google PageRank and Alexa ranking. Can you just tell me?”
- “My name is Nelumba Savimbi. I am sincerely proposing to you to render me your highly needed assistance in respect to safekeeping of some of my Uncle’s money that arose from Diamonds sales. Fine sir, do you have any room left inside Nathan Hangen’s ass?”
Well, I don’t want to let any of you down, especially seeing you’re all clamoring for these answers.
I’m not going to give out all my secrets, though. I’ll save more of my stats for 84 other blog posts this year. If you want this highly sought out information, definitely look out for them. You should be able to tell since I’ll title them: “How I got X statistic in X period of time”.
Here’s what you’ve all wanted. A screenshot of my Google Analytics and income the past month:
![]() You can see yourself in my stats! |
![]() The Money I Found In My Couch! |
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