Excuse Me, But YouTube Views Don’t Pay The Bills

In my recent consulting with several comedians looking to build an online presence, I’ve heard three of them utter virtually the same exact line to me when talking about goals: “I want to get a million views on YouTube.” With all excitement in their eyes, hoping that I can unveil the magic bullet secret to achieving the success they’re shooting for, I gave them practically a 180 degree answer that throws them for a total loop: “I don’t know about you, but my landlord doesn’t take YouTube hits for rent.” Sure, it may make you feel all warm inside when your stupid video goes “viral” and amasses 600,000 views in a week. But that and a $1.50 buys you a cup of coffee. Even if


Don't just be a curmudgeon who spews cynicism and nothing else - but be someone who can actually offer solutions and add value to the conversation.
Jordan Cooper

This is taken from an interview I did for the E-Junkie blog published today. (a service I highly recommend, especially for only $5 a month, how could you go wrong?) You can read more of my “wisdom” there and get a glimpse into how and why I started this blog in the first place: Interview With Jordan Cooper, Hilarious Stand-up Comedian and An Incredible



The Blogger With The Biggest Dick Wins

A common aphorism is that “nice guys finish last.” Typically used in the context of dating, it’s been seen countless times with women being drawn more towards the stereotypical “bad boy” while giving a perfectly polite, respectful & unselfish man the cold shoulder. The phrase has almost become a cult-like anthem of sensitive types to wallow in their own self-pity. These lost souls go out on date after date and find themselves in the same position over and over again. They bring flowers. They hold the door open. They choose a great restaurant and foot the bill. They even might have awesome conversation while walking down the boardwalk on a spectacular night. After all of



Top 10 Reasons To Attend BlogWorld Expo

BlogWorld Expo is right around the corner and bloggers from around the globe have been ramped up about the conference event of the year. If you’re not in the know, then where the hell have you been? It’s time to crack open the piggy bank where you stored the $18 earned off your last eBook launch. Go ahead and pawn off your free Facebook ad coupons on eBay for $5 a piece. Start pushing your blog’s Adsense blocks to the max just to reach Google’s $100 payment threshold. This is definitely not a conference to miss! Besides coming to listen to your favorite bloggers drone on about how great they are while you take notes on things you’ve already known and failed to actually do



The Power of Hanging Out

Hanging Out: to socialize with your friends, whether it is of your choosing or not; most of the time the term is used to refer to a type of fun. After the initial allure wears off, we all come to the realization that it is indeed hard work to succeed as a blogger. We start focusing more on serious business-building efforts, putting in long hours to create helpful content that inspires others to seek us out. Our to-do list keeps growing exponentially as more ideas pour out from our minds. We attack each task with a sharp knife, inching closer to what we perceive as the holy grail. Getting our hands dirty, we promote our work hardcore using tools to spread the word and position